Day 289 – Saturday, February 25, 2017

Pee Pee Dance

I worked in the yard for hours today,
Experiencing something we know
You don’t wanna stop, or track in some mud,
But dang it, you just gotta go!

I held it as long as I thought that I could,
Until I was surely distracted
My bladder so full, complaining verbose,
Was thinking the timing protracted

Could stand it no more and ran in the house,
And struggled to unzip those pants
And now we all know the origins so,
Of world renowned Pee Pee Dance!

© Maureen (Mo) O’Brien
C U Tomorrow,
-Mo